So how was your weekend?
Well everyone, two days left! At best!
The Election is two days away and I read that a lot of couples are at odds over it. In fact one wife is so anti-Trump, she’s spent four years batting his hand away and sending lookalikes to appear with him.
Yep, it’s almost Election Night. And what better way to prepare us for a Dark Winter than a night of guys pointing at maps and guessing? “Looks like Biden!! But maybe snow??”
An advisor from the White House COVID-19 Task Force, Dr. Scott Atlas – you remember Scott Atlas; he’s the guy Trump thinks hosted “Where in the World Carmen Sandiego?”
Well, Dr. Scott Atlas is apologizing for appearing on “Russia Today” saying he was unaware it was a foreign agent. Man, if only there were some clue…other than everything about it. “Let’s see…they’re letting me lie. The hosts have Russian accents. Oh, it’s also called, uh…‘Russia Today.’”
It got worse when Ivanka Trump debuted her new fragrance on “Live! With Kelly & Mikhail.”
Yet another Trump rally ended with people being left in freezing weather for two hours, waiting for buses. Man – what is it with Trump and made-up caravans?
And in Texas, a group of Trump supporters surrounded a Biden campaign bus on the highway – this is actually pretty scary:
But they felt pretty foolish when they opened up the doors and saw the driver:
Many say the election could drag on, and one columnist said three words that should haunt Biden are “Dewey Defeats Truman.” In addition to the other three that haunt Biden: “Alf Is Canceled.”
But a clip went viral of President Obama over the weekend and I guess Trump’s not the only orange leather he can down…
Then Trump knocked a kid over to catch a jersey from the t-shirt cannon and said, “That’s what I do!!”
The Knicks saw Obama make that and said, “Ehh – he’s too young.”
When asked if he took more than one shot, Obama said, “No – but bin Laden did!”
Because of COVID-19 restrictions, the NBA’s Toronto Raptors may have to play all their home games in Newark, New Jersey. Marking the first guys in Newark with a legitimate reason to wear tracksuits.
I read about a doctor who was duped into buying a “wish granting” magic lamp for a quarter of a million dollars. Said the doctor, “They told me it was a free gift for appearing on ‘Russia Today’!”
Now that Halloween is over, people are rushing to Christmas and ignoring Thanksgiving. Which explains that new slogan – “Thanksgiving: The Eric Trump of Holidays.”
It was different watching “The Shining” in 2020. Instead of feeling sorry for Danny, I said, “Aw man – he gets to ride his bike??”
Also, there’s less than 10 days left to get in on the ground floor of Anti-Social Skills. Man, we are SO close to our goal and you will love the hell out of this game. Look for some added offers in the days to come, sign up to play with us over the holidays, and then when parties can again take part: there’s your freshly baked box of Anti-Social Skills.
Chicago show in a few minutes!
Keep Yourselves Up (and VOTE!)
Jon
