Thank you the Boston Globe Magazine for letting me tell my story.
LINK HERE!
And here are a few baseball jokes to go along with it…
Baseball almost lost an entire season due to COVID-19. But don’t be too harsh – a pandemic is no time for a game where everyone wears gloves and stands very far apart outdoors.
Despite the Yankees being fully vaccinated, several members of the Red Sox and Mets are not. Man – if only there were some way to trick baseball players into injecting themselves…
For a while, ESPN aired the Korean Baseball Organization. Which backfired, since the only guys still watching baseball actually fought in Korea.
I knew baseball was in trouble when a whisper from my cornfield said, “If you build it, they will just turn it into a Halloween store.”
Joe West retired after 43 seasons as an ump. Man, you know you’ve got a short fuse when you eject yourself.
Umpire Angel Hernandez was busted for eavesdropping on a phone call between baseball officials and another umpire. Marking the first call Hernandez didn’t miss.
And lastly, the Cleveland Indians changed their name to the Cleveland Guardians. Which came this close to giving the NFL the “Washington Parents or.”